Funny little story about me stealing LOL

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So basically I went out last night, but unintentionally. Let me explain.

One of my fishing buddies works at one of the local pool halls around here and we went out fishing last Tuesday.

Pic of what we caught. (Ended the day with 70 specs....)
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So I had to meet up with him to pay gas dues since we went out on his boat, while I was there I had a drink or 4.(In ~3 hours) One of my girlfriends texted me that she was heading to The Project Lounge, so I decided to go see her. The pool hall was closing anyway, so I headed on over there. Hadn't been to that little hole in the wall in a LONG time and they make the best steak sandwiches, so I headed on over there.

Pic of said friend
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When I get there, I see this cute bartender chick working the bar. So I proceed to find my friend, order drinks and what not. End up staying at that place until it closes (I think it closed at 4) but I kind of hit it off with the bartender, so I stayed while she closed up. My friend had already left at this point, so the bartender invites me to go hang out with her and her friend at another bar. So I figure what the heck, I'm game.

So we get to this place and not many people are there, it's probably 5AM by this point so it's expected on a Wednesday night. They're playing music, but nothing good. So she walks over to the jukebox and plays some songs so she can dance. After the other songs finish and her play list starts playing, she begins grinding on me (with her back) while she's dancing with her friend. I look down to see her bottle opener in her back pocket, so I ever so cleverly pull it out without her noticing.

Well, we continue chatting/flirting while we eat some pizza. After we finish, we end up leaving; so she asks for my number and I give it to her and she calls me right then so I get her number.

I wake up this a few hours ago, do my thing and end up noticing I still have her bottle opener! Not sure if she works tonight or not, I know she's off Friday because she invited me to go hang out with her at one of the Casinos I think something is going on or something, not sure. Either way, I got her bottle opener and her number. What should I do? No way do I want to call/text her THE VERY NEXT day, but I also have her bottle opener and if she doesn't have an extra one and works tonight, might be difficult.

Cliffs
Go out with bartender after she closes up
Steal her bottle opener to be funny
Get her number before I end up leaving
Realize I still have the bottle opener the next day


PS
No picture of her yet. I just met her. Will update the OP if I ever end up getting one.
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WOW - Glad I am long done with all that stuff :noes: - looking forward to a quiet retirement as soon as I am able! :boink:
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No picture, no bartender right? LOL HAHAHAHA!

Throw the bottle opener away.
Deny ever seeing it or even knowing what it is.
Text her. Don't call.

Easy!
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Oh no. I will give it back to her. I texted her "Have your bottle opener, need it tonight or is Friday okay" and she texted back "Friday is okay, thanks" ... but I still have it. lol
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Now you are just a scary kleptomaniac to her who is stalking her too and she can prove it. Doom. It is all over. You should always listen to me. Just turn yourself in and throw yourself on the mercy of the court.
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Hermskii wrote:Now you are just a scary kleptomaniac to her who is stalking her too and she can prove it. Doom. It is all over. You should always listen to me. Just turn yourself in and throw yourself on the mercy of the court.
:lol:

She started "small talk" with me shortly after I texted her. We talked for ~2 hours on and off about the night and other stuff. I'll probably ignore her for a few days before I text her again, since she ended up having to work Saturday morning she didn't go out Friday night. :hsdunno:

In fact, I probably wont text her until she texts me first. :o
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Good luck Skillz. I think she did go out Friday night and was hurting bad for it on Saturday morning when "she had to work" as you say. LOL. You know I'm just giving you hell right?
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Hermskii wrote:Good luck Skillz. I think she did go out Friday night and was hurting bad for it on Saturday morning when "she had to work" as you say. LOL. You know I'm just giving you hell right?
It's all good. You can't phase me. :p
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Good... because I wasn't giving you hell. She done with you mannnn. It's all over duuuude. Pitch, swing, strike 3 and you're outta there! It's all over. Quick, the last chance you have it to quickly hit on her best friend and score! Hurry! LOL.
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I think it's inappropriate to post pictures of people online without them giving you permission to do so (unless you have). That's just my opinion though.

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